becausehiddles:

when you mean to click on your ask box but it hits the help page instead

rainbowdash4ever:

oh god xD

micosoleil:

The stuff I found…

katichu:

That’s weird, it’s never helped me feel any better…

nicolettedemimsy-porpington:

londonrains:

jumpstofly:

aragoorn:

the-victim-in-cluedo-did-it:

detectiveswizardsandtimelords:

So that’s how he survived then.

How did we miss this clue?

We saw but we didn’t observe. 

Oh, yeah, right.

Yes, how could we possibly have missed the green inflatible airbag on the pavement?

Moffat said there was one thing everyone missed, how did we all miss this?

have you ever shipped something so hard that you started crying

cheesemonkey119:

philliptunalunatique:

minimeroxz:

lookwhostumblin:

twentyfive-to-life:

ps-ilovecats:

cr4z-e:

h4nnuh:

hippiechic1967:

alldresseduptodie:

thefabfuckingfour:

fagsaresogay:

hopeisntsilent:

letsgetlostandfindourway:

campbellr:

almostjulian:

musingsofasleeplessmind:

emiscoolerthanyou:

my-graceless-heart:

saints-potter-marshmallows:

not-so-chosen-one:

oh-nargles:

storieswelove:

staringdownhippogriffs:

$10

maybe i should get a life…….

$47 wooh!

hahah although like a month ago this would have been $27 whoooops hahahaha

$60.50

$9.50

….

wow

$25.5

but…

but I’m a good girl!

I’ve done some stupid things…

$45… I’m over 18. Humph.

$66 I’m a horrible person.

$40…..that’s so much…

$66.50 dear lord…

$70…

86.50$ /:

56

literally like $4 what’s wrong with me

um okay carlos I got $54 omfg

$61 i’m pretty proud of myself tbh

$34. Well.

$84 yep I’m going to hell

only $28 so im modertate

$29 :p

27.50 woah I was expecting more :$

lol… $54.5

$24

$50.00

… hehe

$53.00

SHIT

$42.50

homo-tier:

orangeducttape:

nuclearcarrots:

EB:  sorry about the mess!

i swear i just wanted to draw a john face and then

uh

fALLS OUT OF CHAIR— LOOKING GOOD THERE, JOHN

Stares at screen forever

southernraider:

kyoukinohana:

thepunygodofmischief:

hulksmashes:

“cap”

“cap”

“what is it bruce”

“hulk like cap smell”

“bruce, please stop”

“does hulk smell patriotism”

“stawp Bruce.”

“Dat’s gay”

 

“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”

 

“what happened to us?’

“what am I doing here?”

“what’s gay?”

“the fuck is this?”

“the fuck is that?”

“help”

“psst..what fucking part of america are we in”

mark-wahlburgers:

i do not have a faq

i do not get asked frequent questions

let alone the same question that is asked frequently

inglaterraa:

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finalellipsis:

babsdarling:

asinglebullet:

notsammy-sam:

ask-the-mighty-thor:

Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface?

That is … that is conceding defeat!

This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen!

When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins!  

And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone.

And you have one in me. I swear it to you.

((Everyone go home. Thor just won the Internet.))

_{[[Jesus, go home- Thor has taken the wheel.]]}

pocketfullofackles: